Say THIS to your crush:

I just walked up to this man's face and put my finger up his nose!

She hit me in the mouth then I swallowed her nose!

I like to eat the grapes you drop!

I absolutely adore how you see square melons!

My armpit is most definitely not the jello of your ugly feet!

I stare at you during math class instead of learning about fractions!

When you smile it feels like there is a jumping mouse in my stomach!

I don't really take notes in Science- I write poems about your nose shape!