Desperate times call for desperate measures...

contemplate your feelings over mango chutney

take a bubble bath (and be sure to use a loofa)

confess your love for them and fall into their arms (if they do not catch you, weeeeell ummmm,  sucks for you)   

run up to them in gym and tell them you love their asparagus

accidentally kiss them  (by smooching your lips like a camel and doing Mia's attractive dance)

invite them to share a girl scout cookie in the moonlight of lady juice and buddy keys